nature's cruel joke

Yep, the time is 3:30am. Baby asleep—all night, husband asleep, mommy awake do to full bladder and aching back. As if I'm not already exhausted from chasing walking toddler and lugging around 20lb. belly, nature will not even let me pass out at night to recharge. Or take ibuprofen to dull my back ache. Instead there is only Tylenol, which might as well be a sugar pill in my book. People joke that it is nature's way of preparing you for the sleep deprivation after baby arrives. Well nature, I don't need any preparation in sleep deprivation, I am already well prepared. So please, let me sleep!!! This is definitely the last time I do this. We are closing up shop after baby 2 is born.