The things we say and do

Since becoming a mom, there are things that I say on a daily basis that I just never thought I would ever say to another person. Here is the list:
• Please don't lick the toilet seat.
• Did you poop? Come here and let me smell your butt!
• Stop putting food up your nose!
• Get your fingers out of your mouth! You're going to make yourself barf!
• You have a big booger hanging from your nose. Let mommy get it so you can breathe.

Which leads me to a funny story about boogers and blowing the nose. Luke has had the snots for about a week now. And he is at the point where he needs to start learning how to blow it into a tissue, since the snot sucking bulb is not really an option anymore. So my mom has been staying with me while Mike is away on business, again. She has been trying to teach Luke how to blow his nose. As I'm sitting in the living room nursing Gavin, and I here mom in the kitchen, "Blow Luke, blow into the tissue like this. Good blow job!" What?! Mom did you just say "good blow job!" as we both laugh hysterically. Too funny.