Do you remember the last time you…

Slept 8 hours straight
Ate a hot meal without warming it in the microwave
slept in
wore clothing that didn't have a baby barf on it
wore clothing that didn't have baby food stains on it
wore clothing that didn't have an elastic band in the waist
saw an entire movie in one sitting
went to the bathroom WITHOUT and audience
had time and remembered to shave BOTH legs
enjoyed a cup of coffee instead of guzzling it down to get the day started

I'd write more "remember when" statements, but I have already forgotten them