More pant stuffing

Today I caught him trying to stuff the phone down his pants. Good thing he was wearing jeans instead of sweat pants so he couldn't get it down there. I hope this pants stuffing phase passes quickly. I am keeping him in onesies as long as possible for fear that if this is not a short lived phase, he will stuff the phone down his diaper after take a big dump. In which case there would be no saving the phone, it would go right in the trash. Which would not bode well with the husband since the phone cost about $150 bucks. I think I will dub him the "pant-stuffing bandit".