Special Request

Yesterday was my birthday. My husband sent me flowers. He is in Germany. It was a delightful surprise.

I also talked with and old friend for over an hour on the phone. She lives in Florida, so we don't get to see each other much, and when we get on the phone, it is usually for an hour or 2. While we were chatting, her husband is hounding her in the background, "Who are you talking to? Who are you talking to?" She tells him its me, and he yells, "HI! I want more orgasisms!" What?? I say. She repeats to me, "he wants more Gavinisms." "OH I thought he said he wants more orgasisms, and that really isn't my department." So, to fulfill the request of more Gavinisms, here goes:

… hab it: This is said when he wants something… he wants to HAVE it. Usually he is reaching for seomthing and yelling, "I WANT TO HAB IT!!" "I WANT TO HAB IT!!"

Dumb fuck: This is what he calls his DUMP TRUCK. It's embarassing to go to the store with him screaming this. I wish I were making this one up.

Be quiet yuke: Be quiet Luke… as if I really needed to explain this one.

That's all I got for now, but I'm sure there will be more.

Post Edit:
I knew I would think of more Gavinisms. Enjoy.

Ride Mommy: This means that he wants me to crawl around on the floor with him on my back…like a pony.

'Dere you go: Is said when he is trying to give something to me or Luke. Usually he is trying to force a toy into my hand. And he is very insistent.