Wipe Out

So while I was making dinner, the boys were up to no good. I usually put Blues Clues on for Luke to keep him distracted so that he doesn't plan to take over the world. But tonight, he was content to play with his trucks and Gavin is usually content following Luke around and torturing him. So I left the TV off. Big mistake.

Tonight they were not at odds, but plotting together. When I came to get them for dinner, I found them huddled in the corner with one Mike's speaker on it's side. One of them (i'm guessing Luke, since he is taller) swiped the box of wipes off the changing table and proceeded to stuff them into a hole in the back of the speaker. When I got to them, half the wipes were out of the container on the floor, Gavin had one stuffed in his mouth and Luke was in the process of stuffing another one into the speaker. I quickly removed the wipe from Gavin's mouth (who also reeked of poop) put the wipes back in the container and began to "unstuff" the speaker. I was able to get 3 wipes out, but there are still more in there. Not sure how many—maybe one or two. All i'm thinking is, "Man, Mike is going to be pissed". So tonight before I ran off to bootcamp, I said to Mike, "Don't get mad." Which was followed by, "Great, do I want to hear this?" He is not too pleased. All I could think of was Bill Engvall saying, "See, this is why we can't have nice things!"